quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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