She's JV to your varsity
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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