belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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