You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
