i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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