"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
pray to the hookup gods
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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