ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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