Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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