i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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