Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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