She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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