Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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