sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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