Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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