another moral hangover. fuck.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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