I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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