Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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