I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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