he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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