...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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