So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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