dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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