So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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