i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
