i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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