First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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