She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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