I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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