You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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