This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
false alarm, still single
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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