brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
