I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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