Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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