Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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