Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia