she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell