no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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