im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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