When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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