Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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