You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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