weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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