Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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