I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You dont lie about slip and slides
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
Just general bites
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."