your thong is hanging out like whoa
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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