so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Randomize
