I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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