her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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