Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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