Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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