i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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