There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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