Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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