idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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