But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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