i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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