What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
