He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You coming home soon, man?
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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